Women and Auto Teller Machines (ATM)

A new signal inside the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please take note that this Bank is adding new Drive-through ATM machines allowing consumers to pull away money with out leaving behind their own cars. Consumers by using brand new facility are required to use the types of procedures outlined underneath while being able to access their own balances.

After a few months of watchful investigation, MEN and WOMEN procedures are already made.

Make sure you follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MEN PROCEDURE


1. Drive up to the money machine.
2. Put down your vehicle windows.
3. Insert cards in to machine and type in PIN NUMBER.
4. Enter amount of money required and withdraw.
5. Get cards, money and invoice.
6. Put windows up.
7. Drive off.

WOMEN PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to money machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount of money to align car windows when using the machine.
3. Fixed parking brake, put the windows down.
4. Get ladies handbag, take out all contents on to passenger seat to locate cards.
5. Say to person on cellphone you'll contact them again and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert cards in to machine.
7. Open vehicle door to allow for better having access to machine due to it's excessive length from the car.
8. Insert cards.
9. Re-insert cards the correct way.
10. Dig through ladies handbag to get diary with your PIN NUMBER written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN NUMBER.
12. Touch cancel and re-enter right PIN NUMBER.
13. Enter amount of money needed.
14. Check makeup foundation in rear view mirror.
15. Get money and invoice.
16. Empty ladies handbag once again to locate wallet and put money within.
17. Write debit amount of money in check register and put invoice in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check make-up.
19. Drive forwards two ft.
20. Reverse returning to money machine.
21. Get back cards.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and put cards in to the slot provided.
23. Give unclean look to irate males driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cellphone.
26. Drive for 2-3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.