Money and Woman

At this time there was a man exactly who worked most of his lifetime and saved all his money. He was an actual miser when it came to his money. He loved money greater than almost anything, and just before he passed away, he told his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I would like you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife. "

So he got his wife to promises him with all her heart and soul that when he died, she would certainly decide to put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, some day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting down there in black next to her best friend. After they completed the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute! "

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket. "

"Yes, " the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him. "

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him? "

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check. ".