what do you know the fastest?

An Human Resources manager is screening applicants for one vacancy in the office. After reading the entire file an application that comes in, he finds a suitable candidate for 4 people. He decided to call the 4th person and ask one question only. Their answers will be the determinant of whether it will be accepted or not.

The day arrived and the 4th person is already sitting neatly in the interview room. The Manager plainly ask a question:

As far as you are, what moves the fastest?

Candidates I replied: "MIND. He just showed up in the head, without warning, without square off. All of a sudden he was there. The mind is the most fast-moving that I know."

"The answer is very good," said the manager.

"When do you think?", He asked the candidate II.

"Hm .... blink of an EYE! Advent unpredictable, and without us knowing our eyes already blink. Blink of an eye is moving most quickly if you ask me."

"Excellent! And indeed there is a saying 'jiffy' to describe how fast something happens."

The manager turned to the third candidate, who seem to think hard.

"Flame lights are the fastest as I know," he replied. "I often turn on the switch in the house and lights in the front garden directly on the spot light"

The manager was impressed with the candidate answers III.

"It's hard to beat the speed of light", she says.

Ogled by the manager, the candidate IV replied, "It is clear that the fastest it is DIARRHEA"

"WHAT ???!!!", cried the manager startled by the unexpected answer.

"Oh I can explain it," said the candidate. "Two days ago my stomach once I suddenly stomach ache. Quickly I ran to the toilet. But before I could THINK, blink or turn on the lights, I've shit in my pants"

Of course, the last candidate who received ....

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